Welcome to the monkey house / by Vonnegut, Kurt, 1922-2007

Table of Contents: “…Where I Live -- Harrison Bergeron -- Who Am I This Time? -- Welcome to the Monkey House -- Long Walk to Forever -- The Foster Portfolio -- Miss Temptation -- All the king's Horses -- Tom Edison's Shaggy Dog -- New dictionary -- Next door -- More Stately Mansions -- The Hyannis Port Story -- D.P. -- Report on the Barnhouse Effect -- The Euphio Question -- Go Back to Your Precious Wife and Son -- Deer in the Works -- The Lie -- Unready to Wear -- The Kid Nobody Could Handle -- The Manned Missiles -- Epicac -- Adam -- Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow.…”